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  • "I want to know the contents of your mind from A-Z. But of course I’m most interested with the file marked with my name. Oh, what a shame it is you’re no open book. You’re just a godforsaken file cabinet to which I lost the key."
  • "Keep on the sunny side of life."
    “I’ll be your sunflower and you’ll be my sun. I’ll follow you as you rise and even as you fall.”

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    #possible tattoo
    #bare feet
  • what’s the first tv show???

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  • aristocrap:

    posting a selfie like


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  • fro-sh:

    The Front Bottoms

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  • alphabetponyyy:


    Miniature dogs by SuAmi

    Omg I need all of these so tiny omg fuck dzah

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  • ahwaken:

    Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.

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  • avicil:

    The day I stopped caring was the day I learned the most important things I know

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  • David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

    This never gets old. 

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  • "

    I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

    ..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

    “Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

    I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

    ..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.